Friday, April 2, 2010

Being Drunk and Feeling High!

I got drunk and i completely lost it this time. it really wasn't  my first time but earlier i had always limited myself to a few drinks..last night i went all the way and i kept drinking till i don't know who snatched the glass away and put me to bed..  Below are certain experiences which i think i felt because i do not clearly remember :P

What happens when you get drunk?  
  • (Please note these are completely my views..if people are not agreeable to the results then they can have another round of drink till they get to this stage ;-) )
  • (These effects were felt after an unknown number of  rounds of  Seagram's Blender's Pride Whisky)(exact conditions are required for the stated results :))
Well to start one  feels the balance of the body go away, which is in a way irritating because you want your foot to land at a place but it strangely manges to go in another if it has a mind of its own.and somehow you cannot guess the reason for this(Its important to understand that a person heavily drunk will not blame his actions to alcohol :P ).

Your speech is sloppy. the tongue seems heavy and huge and it blocks proper sounds from being produced which in turn makes it difficult for you to convey your emotions (i will later tell you why this is very important) to other non-drunk people( these are the kind who will not take you seriously at any cost. even if you are telling them something really important still the fact that you are drunk disqualifies you from any attention) or co drinkers(now these are the kind whom  it doesn't matter what you are saying because believe me once you are drunk you are seriously not in a mood to listen)

Now this is actually funny because with alcohol you suddenly find a zeal to say things to people or about people but all you can muster out is the sound of spit blasting out mixed with some rumblings which are incomprehensible :P 

Your appetite is gone : ( : (...... Even good butter chicken cannot make you eat it. It happened with me ..and people who know me would know how much i love butter chicken!!! now i feel sad that i couldn't eat.

The biggest effect is the amazing outburst of emotions that you have ever felt.......all obscure stuff that u might have felt buried and forgotten would resurface make you smile and cry and get angry all at the same time giving your face a very funny look( :-) ) Something like this

You remember your school friends, all your heart breaks, all your crushes and finally arriving at all the people you had wanted to hurt.....You say it out loud to everyone around  ( at least you think you are saying proper words and does not seem so to the listeners) all along wondering that hadn't i forgotten this...didn't i get over this way back in my life.  This is the best thing about being relive your life and that too in a better way( because this time you never fear what would people say..or what would be everyone's reaction) ...............the glory days... the shameful nights..the days you laughed and the nights you cried.

All this happens and then you force yourself to another glass....burying it down your throat you  finally feel the world seem light with a pleasant breeze on you face you are inch towards the best sleep of your life( oh yes never had i slept better.....) (AND YEA people call it PASSING OUT which i think is disrespectful to the blissful act.)

A few more things worth noting are that one would never accept that they are high..even after a number of rounds you will always find people saying that they are not high!!!(so as soon as you find a guy saying this ...just know that he is not in his senses). Every person who is drunk would go to any limit to prove that he is not drunk  (they would try and drive on their own...they would try to open the lock of their door even if the key would seem to big for the hole(because it is the motorbike key you are trying to insert into your room's lock  :) :P)

The worst part of being drunk does not actually come while you are drunk..its the morning after...the heaviness of your head is too much to feel weird in you tummy(may be with habitual drinkers this is not an after-effect). And even worse is that you have very faint recollection about your deeds of the past night!! oh How i wish i had known what all i did (because it isn't that funny  when you hear it from other people!!)

All things said and done being drunk is worth a try... just keep a few things with you..good and trustworthy non-alcoholic friends who can drive and make it a point that you don't make it a habit..once in a while you need the lightness..but an overdose can become harmful to your bodily organs(Liver sad jayega!!!!!!)