Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Magic of 'Ite' s

I am a Josephite , an Allahabadite, an UPite, a law schoolite and the list just continues on and on with my growth in life. All along my 22 years of existence i have gathered the above mentioned 'ite's in my life. How many have you??...............I guess your list too won't be lesser than mine.  If it is then definitely you have less chances of being succesfull than me ;P 
What are these "ite"s then?? ,,, a formal definition is absolutely impossible and all i can muster to say is that  an "ite" is your past and to a large extent can decide your future ( well if you play your cards properly ;) ). Yes dear friends such is the magical concept of 'ite'. If you have not felt or experienced the wonder of ite till now then let me enlighten you more. If you have then too you should read  this post..who knows maybe it will help you recognize a few more ites which have been hiding under ur sleeve???.
An ite actually associates your life to a numerous set of benchmarks that you have achieved. or may be your parents achieved them for you 
The moment you are born and you have been attached with atleast two ites of the first kind. Geographical 'ites' As the name suggests geographical ites associate you to two very important ites...your City ite ( very important if you are a Delhi'ite,  Bombay ooops..Mumbai'ite, Kolkatta'ite Chennai'ite, Bangaluru'ite(hahahhahahah..sorry people it just sounds too funny to ignore). or Lucknow'ite) Your City'ite provides your personality with your basic character traits....every city has its own (eg Delhi'ites are supposed to be loud and bhangra loving people :P :P  thanks to their heavy Punjabi and harrayanvi population. Mumbai'ites well no comments. and I am sorry if I hurt anyone. Is that ok Mr. Thackerey ?? ).        The Second Geographical ite is your State'ite. Only relevant if you are from (Bihar, Maharashtra, Gujarat,  Bihar, Maharashtra oops did i repeat myself..well these two states do need special attention :P :P.) If you are a Bihar'ite then you can expect help from any corner of the world from a fellow Bihar'ite because trust me they are everywhere( however there favourite place seems to be the administrative circles). These are produced in high numbers and have unique ability to survive in extreme conditions and still succeed, much to the dismay of other less numerically advanced State'ites. Maharshtra'ites on the otherhand are a small, violently protected, ite which fights for its exclusive enjoyment of a completely common territory. Geographical'ites  can also be acquired by a substantial change in your residence, which happens when you have to leave you place of birth and move to a separate location for professional or personal reasons. At first it is difficult to achieve the ite of this new location however after a certain period of time  for third party references you acquire the ite. But you may continue to face different opinions from the native'ites.
Once born and having achieved 2 very important ite's you  move ahead depending upon the already achieved ites and your parent's financial with or without your own capabitlities you achieve the second group of ites; Educational'ites. Now these includes DPS'ites,  (for Delhi Public School...which has now nearly opened up in every city of the country and still call themselves Delhi Pubic clue why???....) Doon'ite, DC'ite, Mayo'ite, IIT Kgp'ite , Law School'ite( and  I am not refering only to NLSIU becoz there are other National Law schools which exist. For further Knowledge please  go to, etc. Educational'ites are very important for the purposes of securing a sound future as if you belong to the same educational'ite as the one who is deciding your fate believe me you are bound to be benefited. Individuals are the most attached to these kind of ites because every person loves the institution he has studied from ( please interpret studied as, spending your parents money on fee, spending a minimum of two and a maximum of 14 to 15 years at the place, making some of the very best friends of your life and a few Ite specific activities which depend from institution to institution).  Because of this high respect I would not make any Institution specific comments.
The Sole purpose of achieving all these ites is to find people of similar ites at any or every group of individuals you find. Starting from a general ite and narrowing down to the most specific Ite you should search. For eg Look for a Stat'ite, then you if you are able to find some, further proceed to find City'ites, if you are lucky enough then you will also find a few of these then move on to narrow it down further to an Educational'ite. If you even find one agreeable  match then you found the key to success depending upon the position and capabilities of the corresponding Ite. The probability of finding your Fellow'ites depends on the quality of your own ite, For eg in State'ite there is a high chance of finding a Bihar'ite( i hope you get the logic).
The bonding of Ites is the greatest bonding that can be experienced. Life and property all has been sacrificed for the welfare of fellow'ites and this is the reason that makes the concept of ites so magical. You do not need to know any individual  just stick to fellow'ites and they will see you through. 
Thus here I would lay down a few  principles of Iteism.:
--always look for your fellow'ite
--never say no to a fellow'ite
--never hesitate to ask for help to a fellow'ite
--if and when a fellow'ite refuses to help(which is highly improbable) please remind him of your Iteist history and culture.
All of the above increase and decrease in degree depending upon general to specific.
We are deeply immersed in this concept of Ites that it even bypasses our sense of Nationalism, which is kind of lost these days. Well the sense of satisfaction achieved by helping or even associating with a fellow'ite is inexplainable. So people keep your eyes and ears open and be on a lookout for your Ites for they can change your life. And btw if you in your quest come across any influential (UP'ite, Allahabad'ite,Josephite,LawSchool'ite) do forward me his /her address :) :). HAPPY HUNTING.


  1. hahaha :)

    By the way, just like there are other National Law schools, there are other IITs too (I dont know how many, but there are many, trust me...). So a special mention to my Kgp"ite"? :O

  2. well i know there are a no of IITs but the mention of NLS bangalore is just to answer the confusion of no. of people who think it to be the only law school.

  3. HEy saurabh.....

    Is it for the essay competition on "ite"...u hv written for...!!!?!!!

    well gud to see u ppl everywher on net........!!

    Manish Raj!